May 24, 2013May 24, 2013 These jeans looked so good on me when I looked in the mirror I wanted to fuck myself Continue reading →
May 22, 2013May 23, 2013 You have a femme fatale air about you. Like you crush boys’ dreams in your spare time. Continue reading →
May 18, 2013May 23, 2013 There is no love triangle. Only a person in the middle who likes attention. Continue reading →
May 16, 2013May 16, 2013 Men don’t realize that if we sleep with them on the first date, we’re probably not interested in seeing them again either. Continue reading →
May 12, 2013May 12, 2013 Intelligence and wit are ultimately more seductive than zero percent body fat. Continue reading →
May 10, 2013May 13, 2013 We learn that the only way to get anywhere is through men. And it’s a lie. Continue reading →