Tuk-tuks

Madison, my twin sister, is the odd one in the family. We like to call her quirky. Apparently our mother dropped her on her head when she was a child. That would explain the dent in her head. She really does try. You can’t fault her for that. Maddy’s always a treat to have at family functions.

She ran away to India with her husband Zar. It seems that Zar can’t keep it in his pants (yeah, ok, she really won’t let him put it away) and subsequently has fathered 6 children with her. To keep the family in rice and curry, Maddy is a tuk tuk driver. I dare you to take a ride with her. You’ll be treated to Benny Lava music played at ear-splitting levels, and god forbid another tuk-tuk driver swerves in front of your cab. She’ll lean on the horn, mutter some expletives, and exclaim “fuk-tuk-tuk!” You can only pray that you’ll reach your destination in one piece.

SaLsA is hiring more tuk-tuk drivers. Take a ride down there and pick one up yourself. It attaches to your body, which makes it perfect for RPing and other fuckery.

Wearing:
Boots: (Shiny Things) 1.21 Ving boots – black
Jeans: –Umi Usagi– short Jeans Present 4 u (Camping gift. Maddy likes to camp. Cheap bish.)
Socks: Pig – Knee Sock Mit Suspenders – Flamingo (<3 The Starlust group gifty! )
Glasses: [twee] Glasses: Retrospectacles
T-Shirt: This is a Fawn – Phonics Tee – Z
Tuk Tuk: *SaLsA!* Tuk Tuk